tfw no gf (goth friends)

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

smack that gives me such vivid flashbacks of 6th grade

2006 was wild

i’ve been listening to graham the whole afternoon i’m just torturing myself

555 plays

dangerscissor:

every friend group has that one friend that’s just a giant bird, who you might need to watch your back around lest you be impaled by their mighty talons. birds are ficklehearted, mysterious beasts. watch out for the bird friend.

i’m gonna act as a priest at anja’s and julia’s wedding and spray holy water everywhere