i’m eating a noodle soup and it’s so spicy i can feel my whole face burning

pawhold:

teacher: why haven’t you completed this essay yet?
me:image
teacher: oh i-i’m very s-sorry!!

zaynmalif:

what an icon


Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”
Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”

Dane DeHaan for GQ magazine (2012)

best of  World Cup 2014 । part 2

If it’s a quiet night out of the beach, and your ex old lady suddenly, out of nowhere, shows up with a story about her current billionaire land developer boyfriend, and his wife, and her boyfriend and a plot to kidnap the billionaire and throw him in a looney bin… Maybe you should just look the other way.

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

cristianoronldo:

James Rodriguez: A Summary

cisyphus:

Steal His Look: Sad Frog

Premium Latex Frog Mask - $89

Burberry Designer Tee - $175

Guerlain’s KissKiss Gold Lipstick - $62,000 

blondbrett:

Coincidence?

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

cristianoronldo:

Questionable fashion choices by Cristiano Ronaldo

thefilmstage:

“On most movies, you play with different levels and there’s a foundation and a ceiling. Here, there was no ceiling. It was no holds barred. Paul would say: We want to go Tom and Jerry on all this.”

Paul Thomas Anderson and cast discuss the influences, new ending, and more of Inherent Vice.