i’m eating a noodle soup and it’s so spicy i can feel my whole face burning
teacher: why haven’t you completed this essay yet?
teacher: oh i-i’m very s-sorry!!
what an icon
Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”
If it’s a quiet night out of the beach, and your ex old lady suddenly, out of nowhere, shows up with a story about her current billionaire land developer boyfriend, and his wife, and her boyfriend and a plot to kidnap the billionaire and throw him in a looney bin… Maybe you should just look the other way.
when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
James Rodriguez: A Summary
Steal His Look: Sad Frog
Premium Latex Frog Mask - $89
Burberry Designer Tee - $175
Guerlain’s KissKiss Gold Lipstick - $62,000
Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99
Questionable fashion choices by Cristiano Ronaldo
“On most movies, you play with different levels and there’s a foundation and a ceiling. Here, there was no ceiling. It was no holds barred. Paul would say: We want to go Tom and Jerry on all this.”